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2026 Program

This is very much a work-in-progress, not a final plan by any means! Your opinions and contributions are welcome.

Introduction

At the end of 2025 a lot of the public areas of the camp had been destroyed, and the sentiment among the campers was that certain parts of our public offering were at best boring and at worst inconsistent with their own goals and ambitions for the camp. As such in fall 2025 we started working on a new interactive program for the camp. This document is intended as a draft of how the camp layout will change so that we can start building anew for 2026.

Public

The Cafe At Future Turtles 

We will have one, unified public space called the Cafe, featuring:

      • counter/bar
        • offering an interesting beverage program day and night and possibly snacks like Quesadillas
        • bar stools and bistro seating in the shade
        • turtle sign integrated into bar
      • burn barrel at night
        • wicker chairs and sofas
      • LED whips to define and decorate the space at night
      • bike parking
  • Cafe will be multipurpose, suitable for programs like:
      • Saturday night welcome ceremony and party
      • Coffee bar
      • Cold drinks in the afternoons (mostly non-alcoholic, with themes)
      • Gaywatch sunscreen station
      • Quiet lounge music (conversation, not dancing)
      • A place for turtles to eat their meals

Private

Camper shade structure
      • Stronger than 2025! (MoreDiagonal ratchet straps, all new tarps, side mesh tarps)
      • No ground tarps (lesson of the rain)
Enclosed Tent

One large, enclosed tent (fully weatherproof) set up between the food fort and the pillow fort, featuring:

      • Large,Food enclosedserving tentarea
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      • Snack can/ withstandkitchenette weatherarea
      • Minimal seating and windtables (mostly campers should take their food out to the cafe)
      • Camper Cubbiescubbies
      • Lost and found
      • Canteen filler
      • Trash sorting
      • Cleaning supplies
      • Announcement whiteboard
Food Fort
Pillow Fort

For camper use; not public

Lotus Belle 20'
Tool Fort
Bike Fort

 

Retired

Some things are not coming back in 2026 to simplify the program and the camp, although they might be available in a reduced format if people are highly motivated to set them up:

    • Gayflower is kaput 
    • Kink Fort was never popular
    • Observation decks will no longer be a part of the public space
    • Private turtle dining room with tables
    • Lotus Belle 16' (was not set up in 2025 either)

 

      • Available to check out the view but not requiring integration into the café
  • PRIVATE AREAS
    • No more dining room  in 2025 we will experiment with Turtles bringing their meals out to the café to eat, to encourage socializing with the public
    • The Turtle Tent (which can be closed for rain and wind protection)
      • Adjacent to the food fort
      • During lunch and any other camp meals, a serving line is put out where the chefs serve the meals
        • campers take their meals out to the café, weather permitting. In inclement weather we can move tables in from the café so campers can eat inside
      • Camper cubbies
      • Feed Yourself station
        • Cereal library and quick breakfast options 
        • Curated selection of snacks
        • Evening and overnight, pre-made meals are put out which can be heated in microwave
      • Ice water 
      • Ice gatorade 
      • Hand washing station 
      • Canteen filler
      • Silent Camp Meetings (actually a large whiteboard with required reading)
      • Trash sorting, with sign for detailed instructions
        • Compost
        • Special wood plates and wood cutlery containers
        • Crushed cans
        • Landfill
        • Extra garbage bags
      • Cleaning supply station
      • Lost 'n' Found shelves, with detailed instructions
    • Food Fort
    • Turtle Shade Structure
      • No ground tarps this year
      • All side slopes are mesh
      • Add lots of external sloped ratchet straps 
      • Wind facing shiftpods get extra bracing (guylines and ground pins)
    • Lotus Belle 20'
      • Consider draping dark fabric inside to keep it darker and cooler
    • Pillow Fort
      • Now for campers only
      • Designate some area for storage. Last year's 12x10 was great, maybe inside the turtle shade
    • Bike Fort
    • Tool Fort
    • Gayflower
    • Empire Fort
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